Muthu Oh Muthu........

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I
look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'.. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in
this village or not .. and Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were
born here .. '

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife
?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was
he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board ' WASH BASIN '

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught
fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)


Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote 'PRESS' on her
right chest ... and he did it !